football joke

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Post 1 by TexasRed (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Sunday, 05-Feb-2006 13:53:44

At one point during a game, the coach called one of his
10-year-old football players aside and asked, "Do you understand what
cooperation is? What a team is?"

The little boy nodded in the affirmative.

"Do you understand that what matters is not whether we win or lose,
but how we play together as a team?"

The little boy nodded yes.

"So," the coach continued, "I'm sure you know, when a penalty is
called you shouldn't argue, curse, attack the referee, or call him a
pecker-head.

Do you understand all that?"

Again the little boy nodded

The coach continued, "And when I call you off the field so that
another boy gets a chance to play, it's not good sportsmanship to call your
coach "a dumb ass- hole", is it?''

Again the little boy nodded.

"Good," said the coach. "Now go over there and explain all that to
your mother."

Post 2 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Sunday, 05-Feb-2006 14:03:44

LOL. Funny but too true, and unfortunately most kids learn unsportsmanship like conduct from their parents.

Post 3 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Monday, 06-Feb-2006 3:45:49

haha